it's been a long time...now i'm...coming back home

i was thinking today that i never want to move away from park street. i looked at all the other streets as i drove around on my errands and thought about how totally boring they all are compared to caroline's street. i mean, where else can you walk out the door and have your pick of a dozen stray cat friends for danny to bring inside and play with you? where else can you hop into bed late at night and discover a scarecrow there waiting for you? where else can you find mormons and hookers and crack rocks and a guy to hand wash your car for you all within 100 yards of each other? where else might lee and lisa be moving when they get married? where else does caroline actually live!?!

if you can think of a better street than ours, you're probably just fooling yourself. cause also allison is letting us put a ping pong table in her spare room. add that to caroline's food storage room and, you know, funnest street ever.