Thursday, September 24, 2009

it's been too long blog...

caroline's gone :( dead to park street forever. we're about to die too in the next few days, but i didn't want to leave with out letting you know that i just heard a lady say "them motherfuckers stole my [b]acuum and gave it back after 30 days" outside my window.

no wonder i'm already crying about moving.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

This Is My Wish...

My biggest wish for the world is that ceek would no longer be sickly. I swear she is sick much, much more than the average human. I'd even say much more than the average sickly human. Why is this? I sometimes feel that it's almost as much my trial in life as it is hers. Think about how much more fun I'd have, you'd have, we'd have if she were in full form every minute. Maybe it's for the best. I have much more time to get my homework done.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

beat freak

sometimes we watch abdc together. really i think thats only happened once. she likes beat freaks. i like them too. mostly cause she likes them though.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

like a space elevator

i've been lazily putting together a mix of all the great songs about ck. there's billions of them. really. my favorite one is about how she got daniel johnston way stoned.

can you think of any songs about caroline* i may not have heard of? i'll include them in my mix cd (i'm also lazily working on a working title right now).

*yeah, i know neil diamond sang a song about caroline. but that song is no good.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

I'm a Little Bit Bitter...

I've been made some pretty hefty baking promises recently, and none have been fulfilled. I think one time she was going to make some dessert on the condition that she could borrow milk from us. But like we'd have milk. Who does she think we are? Not hippies? Like we'd drink that lactyjuice. Anyway, I don't think I should be punished for my lack of dairythusiasm and she needs to get back to the kitchen where she belongs and BAKE FOR US!!

Friday, January 9, 2009

stripping warriors

i heard that every member of the golden state warriors (including ex warrior baron davis) has totally got the hots for caroline. can anyone confirm this rumor? i dont follow sports as well as i follow caroline.

Sunday, January 4, 2009


I haven't seen HER yet this whole new year.