Tuesday, January 27, 2009

like a space elevator

i've been lazily putting together a mix of all the great songs about ck. there's billions of them. really. my favorite one is about how she got daniel johnston way stoned.

can you think of any songs about caroline* i may not have heard of? i'll include them in my mix cd (i'm also lazily working on a working title right now).

*yeah, i know neil diamond sang a song about caroline. but that song is no good.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

I'm a Little Bit Bitter...

I've been made some pretty hefty baking promises recently, and none have been fulfilled. I think one time she was going to make some dessert on the condition that she could borrow milk from us. But like we'd have milk. Who does she think we are? Not hippies? Like we'd drink that lactyjuice. Anyway, I don't think I should be punished for my lack of dairythusiasm and she needs to get back to the kitchen where she belongs and BAKE FOR US!!

Friday, January 9, 2009

stripping warriors

i heard that every member of the golden state warriors (including ex warrior baron davis) has totally got the hots for caroline. can anyone confirm this rumor? i dont follow sports as well as i follow caroline.

Sunday, January 4, 2009


I haven't seen HER yet this whole new year.