Two Transvestites and a Goat

Caro got back from California sometime last night. When asked what she was doing there, I responded in a series of pelvic thrusts and satisfied grunts. I can only hope that CK had as much fun on her real trip as she had on the trip I imagine she took.

This Just In...

caroline and michael phelps will NOT be getting married, due to the fact that phelps is the product of immaculate conception. and we all know that guys without earthly fathers dont get married.

this will probably be hard on ck for a while. he was her chosen one. her lamb.

Big news, guys...

Caroline's getting married! to Michael Phelps! He says she's the only person who can cook well enough to maintain his 12000 calorie a day diet. oh and they love each other. they'll probably get married right after the olympics, assuming he doesn't get abducted by terrorists or eaten by the chinese or something.

The owls are not as they seem...

and when i say owls, i mean cats.

if you've been to our complex you know that there's a ton of cats that hang out on our front lawn. i've always attributed this to the relative shadiness (literally and figuratively) of our complex BUT...lately the cats seem to have disappeared.

strange right?

so here's what i think. care got that new iphone recently and around that time the cats mysteriously disappeared. could the cats have been working undercover? monitoring carolines daily ins and outs from the front door? it makes sense, i mean, now that she has the iphone anyone can triangulate her position, rendering those cats basically useless. or possibly redirecting their watchful eyes to another, less tech savvy target.

like, oh let's say, chi chi?

She Has Been Very Sick Lately AND

She got an i-phone!! She's very excited! She loves it! It's so cute and small. It's one of the new white ones. We need to bring her some popsicles.

I can tell you this about motorcycles

She hates them. What good, safe sense we see from our Cee. Safety first!