Tuesday, December 30, 2008

scatter sunshine

i think caroline is the reason the walk ways outside our apartment are so clear and free of ice. some people say that salt takes care of the ice problem, but really i think it's god looking out for his number one girl.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

guess who i'm about to go party with

ck invited me upstairs to hang out with her tonight. i'm freaking out a little bit. oh...what should i wear?! i'm so nervous. what if i freeze up and get too nervous to speak? should i prepare a list of conversation topics to bring with me? help!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

puff daddy

caroline has the warmest winter gear. i saw her this morning wearing a jolly-looking puffy coat. i was so jealous that i took our spare key, ran upstairs and stole all of her winter coats to have as my own.

and i'm wearing all of them.

right now.

i'm sweaty.

(disclaimer: only part of this entry is true. i will not tell you which part.)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

She's Doing Something Mysterious Tomorrow

And she won't tell us what it is. Something about some dude? It just doesn't feel right for her not to tell us everything. But good news, we're NOT afraid to take matters into our own hands.

Monday, December 8, 2008

there is a package

on her doorstep. or at least there was while she was out of town. it was delivered from st. george. what do you think is in it? i'm thinking drugs. or maybe christmas presents. not that drugs couldn't be christmas presents.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

This Comes From

An email from a friend regarding our landlady's reaction to the angelic tenant upstairs known as ck:

i told her i wanted to move in and that i knew people in the building.
she asked who i knew, and i said [ck] and you guys. no
offense, but she flipped out about caroline. she was, like, peeing
her pants over caroline. i think she used the word "angel." so she
got my number and said she'd call me the minute something came up!!
yay! i'm sure she likes you guys too, but she gets a little orgasm
from caroline.

Need anyone ever say more?

Monday, December 1, 2008

I hear

she has THUG LIFE tattooed across her shoulders. But we can't get visual confirmation, as Cee is a modest woman.