Dew Unto Others

I heard this story recently from a guy who worked at convenience stores on both sides of the tracks dividing the Salt Lake valley. He says that on the east side, they always run out of diet coke and on the west side they always run out of mountain dew. I was going to write a post likening caroline to the addictive, high-class qualities of diet coke but, you know what, fuck that shit. Cee is totally the mountain dew type. Subtly nuanced, yet down to earth enough for the everyday working man.