I wonder

When she'll get back from her vacay. I miss that lady. And her delicious baked goods...

Paparazzo

The mexican party house next door to us got dish network installed today (if you can imagine THAT house getting any funner...) and when we discussing our neighb's activities at dinner tonight ck says "i wonder what it would be like to have paparazzi following you around all the time". I think cee deeply underestimates her own popularity. She does have paparazzi following her around. We know what she does, day in, day out.

You know you love me...xoxo.

on the street where you live

somebody was just screaming "carl you fuckin bitch!" at full volume, over and over for about 3 straight minutes. the voice was coming from upstairs, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't caroline. she's resting peacefully...

aren't you ceek?

Scarlet/King?

But maybe cee could also be the austin scarlet of our caro-plex? Just think about it, creative, classy, sweet, sensitive, sassy, crafty, impeccable taste, beautiful bone structure... the list goes on and ON.

Lager

We here at headquarters have been thinking more about some cee-lebrity comparisons and here's a good one...Karl Lagerfeld!

Now, I know what you're thinking. What could CK and KL possibly have in common? He's an old man who's pretty much nuts, has the worst case of sunglasses disease ever on record, and (probably) runs around threatening things like "prepare to receive the seed of LAGERFELD" when he feels like his models aren't paying enough attention to him. Meanwhile CK is, as always, the picture of poise, refinement, and politeness. But here's the dill. KL is a trendsetter. Bat-shit crazy though he may be, he put Channel on the map. And you know what, what KL has done for Channel, CK has done for Park Street. Suddenly enough, EVERYONE wants to be our neighbor. I mean, we're turning people down left and right over at the Caro-plex. Sometimes Elin and I, in our weaker moments, like to indulge the thought that everyone wants to live by us, but we know what's really going on here. We see it. It's the smell of baked goods wafting from an open upstairs window that lures everyone to our neighborhood.

And we're fine with that.

it's 11:23 pm

and i think i hear a fan going upstairs. does that mean cee is pooping? or maybe just cooling off?

Holla!

I just wanted to give a little shout out to my girl CK. No one is more kind and charitable. Do you know how many times recently hooner and I have wanted to bake something. We start baking and we realize that we don't have key ingreds. So what do we do, but run upstairs and get some flour or some sugar, or just a little moral support. We love that sass.