it's been too long blog...

caroline's gone :( dead to park street forever. we're about to die too in the next few days, but i didn't want to leave with out letting you know that i just heard a lady say "them motherfuckers stole my [b]acuum and gave it back after 30 days" outside my window.

no wonder i'm already crying about moving.

This Is My Wish...

My biggest wish for the world is that ceek would no longer be sickly. I swear she is sick much, much more than the average human. I'd even say much more than the average sickly human. Why is this? I sometimes feel that it's almost as much my trial in life as it is hers. Think about how much more fun I'd have, you'd have, we'd have if she were in full form every minute. Maybe it's for the best. I have much more time to get my homework done.

beat freak

sometimes we watch abdc together. really i think thats only happened once. she likes beat freaks. i like them too. mostly cause she likes them though.

like a space elevator

i've been lazily putting together a mix of all the great songs about ck. there's billions of them. really. my favorite one is about how she got daniel johnston way stoned.

can you think of any songs about caroline* i may not have heard of? i'll include them in my mix cd (i'm also lazily working on a working title right now).




*yeah, i know neil diamond sang a song about caroline. but that song is no good.

I'm a Little Bit Bitter...

I've been made some pretty hefty baking promises recently, and none have been fulfilled. I think one time she was going to make some dessert on the condition that she could borrow milk from us. But like we'd have milk. Who does she think we are? Not hippies? Like we'd drink that lactyjuice. Anyway, I don't think I should be punished for my lack of dairythusiasm and she needs to get back to the kitchen where she belongs and BAKE FOR US!!

stripping warriors

i heard that every member of the golden state warriors (including ex warrior baron davis) has totally got the hots for caroline. can anyone confirm this rumor? i dont follow sports as well as i follow caroline.

Longing

I haven't seen HER yet this whole new year.

scatter sunshine

i think caroline is the reason the walk ways outside our apartment are so clear and free of ice. some people say that salt takes care of the ice problem, but really i think it's god looking out for his number one girl.

guess who i'm about to go party with

ck invited me upstairs to hang out with her tonight. i'm freaking out a little bit. oh...what should i wear?! i'm so nervous. what if i freeze up and get too nervous to speak? should i prepare a list of conversation topics to bring with me? help!

puff daddy

caroline has the warmest winter gear. i saw her this morning wearing a jolly-looking puffy coat. i was so jealous that i took our spare key, ran upstairs and stole all of her winter coats to have as my own.

and i'm wearing all of them.

right now.

i'm sweaty.

(disclaimer: only part of this entry is true. i will not tell you which part.)

She's Doing Something Mysterious Tomorrow

And she won't tell us what it is. Something about some dude? It just doesn't feel right for her not to tell us everything. But good news, we're NOT afraid to take matters into our own hands.

there is a package

on her doorstep. or at least there was while she was out of town. it was delivered from st. george. what do you think is in it? i'm thinking drugs. or maybe christmas presents. not that drugs couldn't be christmas presents.

This Comes From

An email from a friend regarding our landlady's reaction to the angelic tenant upstairs known as ck:

i told her i wanted to move in and that i knew people in the building.
she asked who i knew, and i said [ck] and you guys. no
offense, but she flipped out about caroline. she was, like, peeing
her pants over caroline. i think she used the word "angel." so she
got my number and said she'd call me the minute something came up!!
yay! i'm sure she likes you guys too, but she gets a little orgasm
from caroline.

Need anyone ever say more?

I hear

she has THUG LIFE tattooed across her shoulders. But we can't get visual confirmation, as Cee is a modest woman.

And I STILL

Find myself often thinking about that creamy cinnamony chocolate pie. How she do all that she do?

Sexy Soup?

Is that a good new hip hop name for her? It's hard. There are too many good options for Miss Cee. Propah.

Her Cinnamony Chocolatey Creamy Pie

The other night was RIDICULOUSLY delicious. Even though I've done it multiple times, it caused me to propose to cee AGAIN. (and to say some off color things). It took me like 20 mins to eat my piece. I slowly savored.

I AGREE WITH ELIN!!!

I Love Her, And All...

But I really wish she'd make us her Red Velvet Cake soon.

it's been a long time...now i'm...coming back home

i was thinking today that i never want to move away from park street. i looked at all the other streets as i drove around on my errands and thought about how totally boring they all are compared to caroline's street. i mean, where else can you walk out the door and have your pick of a dozen stray cat friends for danny to bring inside and play with you? where else can you hop into bed late at night and discover a scarecrow there waiting for you? where else can you find mormons and hookers and crack rocks and a guy to hand wash your car for you all within 100 yards of each other? where else might lee and lisa be moving when they get married? where else does caroline actually live!?!

if you can think of a better street than ours, you're probably just fooling yourself. cause also allison is letting us put a ping pong table in her spare room. add that to caroline's food storage room and, you know, funnest street ever.